"Yes. I am a princess."

"Look at me! Just like Daddy..."

"What? It's exhausting being so beautiful"

"Yes. I am chilling in the bathtub AGAIN. That's totally normal, right?"

"Mommy and Daddy are making an honest pup outta me!!!"

"Oh yes. It's a lovely day for a stroll with my stick. I'm bringing in inside, by the way. Tra la la."

"Mommy, I'm scared. Daddy's been ranting for 45 minutes!"